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It's time for YOU to confess. Maybe you're in love with novelty calendars? Add your confession to the form:
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BTW: We also run @anon_opin
Posted at: 2023-06-30 18:15 -
A previous fesser tells us:
Posted at: 2023-06-30 17:13 -
My wife and I compete on steps recorded on our fitbits, this morning she's questioned why I was already on 500 steps when I'd just got out of bed. You can guess the rest.
Posted at: 2023-06-30 16:25 -
My wife takes the worst timed and longest baths, usually just before I finish my morning coffee. I've now got a bucket and roll of bin liners in my shed so I can have a shit when busting. If she ever find out she'd probably leave me.
Posted at: 2023-06-30 15:25 -
Got a mirror above the bed to watch ourselves shagging. Realised last night I now mainly use it for adjudicating who has taken more of the duvet.
Posted at: 2023-06-30 14:25 -
To the young lady who stopped to chat as I stood rooted to the spot with my dog; I wasn't observing the birds in the tree, I was desperately trying not to shit myself. Thanks to your intervention, I ultimately failed.
Posted at: 2023-06-30 13:25 -
At one stage in life my family ordered so much pizza from the local Dominoes we nearly lived off it. It was so bad that after 2 weeks of giving up on them for "lent" the store rang us to see if we were OK. Huge wake up call
Posted at: 2023-06-30 12:25 -
FROM ADMIN: That's nice comment to read about Fesshole Live. Tickets currently available for London & Leicester: https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Posted at: 2023-06-30 11:57 -
Every time I go swimming I take a small tool kit to fix the inevitably broken/loose locks on the changing room doors. Why can't leisure centres sort their act out?
Posted at: 2023-06-30 11:25 -
Tonight I had my proudest ever moment as a parent. 9 year old daughter requested to play Streets of Rage with me. She was competent and loved it. Was just like playing with my mates as a kid.
Posted at: 2023-06-30 10:25